Fifty Shades

Like half the women who live on planet Earth, I got sucked into the Fifty Shades of Grey series. First off, I have never read a book that has been so raunchy, kinky, and porny (excuse the choice of words). For those who have or are reading these books, you can agree with me. For those who haven't read these books, start now. Do be warned though, you may start trying to make your boyfriend do things like Christian Grey and you'll get countless of "Yeah, I know what you're reading..." looks from everyone around you if you read in public.

Now to the point of this post, other then fantasizing over finding the real Christian Grey. Jeesh, E.L. James, what have you done to me?! I read the other day, when googling Fifty Shades related things, that they're are rumors of a Fifty Shades movie in production. My jar dropped to the floor when I read this. How are they going to make this movie without calling it porn? I'm quite excited to see if the movie actually goes through and I thought it would be fun to make my own Fifty Shades cast. I'm a little cocky when it comes the people I chose to play the characters in the book, because, if I don't say so myself, I have an awesome cast. Maybe I should just become a producer and Fifty Shades can be my first film. I can see it now....

Now to my AWESOME fantasy cast.

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Alex Pettyfer as Christian Grey

I'm most stoked about this choice. Girls, please tell me you see it!? The shaggy hair, the sculpted marble of a face, those tantalizing eyes. Is he not the perfect Christian? Am I right or am I right?

Hotness, glorious hotness. 

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Jennifer Lawrence as Anastasia

Jennifer Lawrence would be the perfect Anastasia. this is exactly who I see in my head being Ana when reading the book. Dye her hair brown and bam, we got ourselves an Ana. 

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Kim Cattrall as Mrs. Robinson

Kim Cattrall could obviously play the infamous Mrs. Robinson. Not that I'm giving her any bad cred. but let's be serious, she's the one and only. 

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Chase Crawford as Elliot 

I think Crawford would play Elliot very well. He's does the sensitive guy trapped in a bad boy very well. Perfect man for Christian's brother. 

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Julianne Hough as Kate

The perfect pretty blonde? Does Julianne Hough not scream Kate? And who doesn't want to see Hough and Crawford hook up?! I know I do!

The is my fantasy cast for the Fifty Shade trilogy and if any of these people play these characters in the rumored movie, I'm going to feel like I had some say in it. The producers are definitely going to read this blog post of mine and be like, "Damn, this girl knows how to make a good movie!" Well, thank you producers, I know...

Who do you see playing the characters of the Fifty Shades F***** Up trilogy? :)