If you really knew me...
You would know that any paranormal activity crap
scares the shiz out of me. I don't do well with ghosts or satan spirits.
If my future children start talking
to invisible things in the corner, I'm moving.
You would know that cleaning calms my nerves
and I clean something almost every day.
Except for my car.
Dirty as hell.
You would know that I can't ever finish my food.
I will always leave one bite left on my plate.
I don't know what it is,
but I'm disgusted with that last piece of food.
It doesn't deserve to be eaten.
You would know that I argue with myself.
I make some pretty valued points.
You would know that my dream is to
open my own cupcake shop.
I'm still working on perfecting my cupcakes,
but we'll see what happens.
You would know that I'm that crazy cat lady.
I always will be, no shame.
Cats are awesome.
You would know that I'm a homebody.
I'd pick staying at home over going out any day.
With that, you would know that I'll probably never leave my hometown.
I'll move across the street from my mom.
You would know that I'm not religious.
Like at all.
I don't believe in going to a building just to prove that you believe in something.
All the power to you though, if you do.
You would know that I want to have my own chickens someday
and maybe a duck,
You would know that I want to own a villa in Italy.
I want to be fluent in Italian
and I want to meet my Marchello there.
You would know that I hate sweating.
Hence why I try never to work out.
I hate being hot and probably would enjoy living in Alaska.
Well there you go. For you new followers, I hope this helps you get to know me a little. I hope you had a few laughs while reading. If you wrote a if you really me post, leave the link in the comments, I'd love to read it!