lets talk about cats

You may have realized that I'm a crazy cat lady and have the biggest obsession with cats. I believe this obsession developed throughout high school and got to be quite serious during my college years and is still now ongoing. My room is adorned with cat related things and while typing this I even have a cat staring at me wondering why I'm not petting her. 

Today, I'm going to teach you a thing or two about cats and what makes them so hatefully wonderful. 

1. They may intentionally be always plotting against you. This will help you understand more on the subject. 

2. They make for the best memes ever.

3. They only want to petted on their own time. A cat will stare and bug the crap out of you during the times you're most occupied until you pet them. However, when you're watching a movie and cuddling, beware. They'll probably flip out on you. 

4. They do weird shit. Have you ever had a cat laying peacefully on the floor then out of no where run like a bat out of hell into the other room? Why the ef' do they do that? 

5. Boxes are their best friends. A cat can never turn down a box, never. 

6. They don't think it's awkward that you pee in front of them. They'll just sit there and stare at you until you're done and follow you into the next room like nothing ever happened. 

7. They are able to sleep in the most awkwardest positions. I don't know how that can be comfortable. 

8. They will inspect everything. They don't give a shit if it's just a plastic bag, they will sniff, rub, walk on, sit on, lick that bag until you finally take it away from. That bag must be cat approved before it is able to live in their house. 

9. The more you talk to your cat, the more it will speak to you. I found this to be very true with my cats. They never shut up.

10. Ultimately, they will love you unconditionally as long as you love them. 



Sarah {Limited Space Organizing} said...

this is awesome!! these are so true of my cat. actually, when im going to the bathroom she wants to come sit on my lap! lol and she is a talker, she knows her name and will answer you! she also fetches which im not sure is normal! this is a great post!


Emily Woodard said...

This is great! I love cats.

I found your blog through the Blog Every Day link up and was so excited to see that you're from Wisconsin too! You have a new follower! Can't wait to see more :)


Meg Bray said...

Kittens are my thing! They are super cute & awesome cuddling buddies :)

Mary Elyse said...

Awwww I love this!! haha I'm a crazy cat lady too!! hahah me and my boyfriend have 2 kittys and I love them so much, I'm a freak for animals! It was cute to see a whole post dedicated to them haha :)

-- Mary

heather said...

omg yes yes! i've had my cats for six years now, and they just get weirder and talk more and more. now even my roommate talks to them :)

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