Today, I'm going to teach you a thing or two about cats and what makes them so hatefully wonderful.
1. They may intentionally be always plotting against you. This will help you understand more on the subject.
2. They make for the best memes ever.
3. They only want to petted on their own time. A cat will stare and bug the crap out of you during the times you're most occupied until you pet them. However, when you're watching a movie and cuddling, beware. They'll probably flip out on you.
4. They do weird shit. Have you ever had a cat laying peacefully on the floor then out of no where run like a bat out of hell into the other room? Why the ef' do they do that?
5. Boxes are their best friends. A cat can never turn down a box, never.
6. They don't think it's awkward that you pee in front of them. They'll just sit there and stare at you until you're done and follow you into the next room like nothing ever happened.
7. They are able to sleep in the most awkwardest positions. I don't know how that can be comfortable.